you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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