Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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