wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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