My room smells like vodka and shame
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
He has the fingertips of a God
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