I'm jealous of your bromance
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
be right there i have to get my cape
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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