ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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