There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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