It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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