VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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