i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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