Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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