used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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