it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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