Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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