Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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