Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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