Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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