so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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