Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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