can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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