Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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