if you like me you must not know who I am
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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