As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I think your dad took our porno
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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