i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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