'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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