There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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