Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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