Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
We have so much sex to catch up on
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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