quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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