Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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