So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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