She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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