She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I need to sanitize my soul.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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