Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
What did we do last night that was yellow?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
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