Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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