All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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