another moral hangover. fuck.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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