it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
