i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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