So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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