Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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