Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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