That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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