is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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