The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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