I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
