You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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