it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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