If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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