one might say we're banned from that church
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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