that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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