is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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