I think scott just propositioned me for sex
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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